Fun stuff

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"Under construction. We sorry"
English version of a local government website, Poland

 

"This brave idea had speeded up the process of the construction of the hall and made it possible to make substantial savings on lumber. Unfortunately in the year 1950 the work on the construction of the hall was already stopped because of a luck of the funds. In the year 1956 the financial problems had arised again, which unable continuation building of the hall"
Sports hall historical account, Poland

 

"We are thinking that 'How to management' is more important than 'What for sell'. we want to realize that is 'It's well that!' that is our opinion."
Envelope for newly developed film

 

"Our staffs are always here waiting for you to patronize them."
Advertisement, Tokyo

 

"A change in Polish legislation adjusting it to this binding in UE results in the necessity of lawful and supervised utilisation of waste generated by the industry. We possess all the necessary official permissions and decisions of local authorities which let us comprehensively solve car tires and other Rubber flashes utilization issue. Company collaborates with numerous well-known companies. The company gives work to 500 employees. Company also possesses its own distribution and sales networks in Poland. We invite you to familiarize with the next web pages of our site where we present the products and invite to cooperation!"
Tyre company, Poland

 

"To more the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order."
Elevator sign, Belgrade

 

"Dirty Water Punishment Place"
Sewage treatment plant, Japan

 

"In this real environment replicated entertainment park, you can enjoy the very things of Hongkong by just stepping your foot one step in. Here lies the amazing experience never elsewhere. Some people just think that Odaiba is just like a double sided magic mirror. Yes, exactly. Whatever dream you have, you may find its trace and realize it in Odaiba. Just tour through Odaiba by Free Shuttle Bus. To your surprise, you may make new friends. There are a newspaper publishing company and a special exibition by own company plan. Be planned a wide genre from a picture to a photograph by richness."
Amusement park brochure, Japan.

" Welcome to our websides. Firm profile: we are an architectural firm which specializes in designing detached houses, residences, terraced houses, hotels, public service buildings and small freehold flats. We also specialize in autorship supervision and investor's as well. We are involved in process of investments build-up, regarding documents and permissions for the construction. If you opt for detached house we can offer you the realization of already designed projects. Simultaneously, our firm issues the catalogue of houses."
Architectural company website, Poland

 

" Having freshly taken over the propriety of this notorious house, I am wishful that you remove to me your esteemed costume. Standing among savage scenery, the hotel offers stupendous revelations. There is a french widow in every bedroom, affording delightful prospects. I give personal look to the interior wants of each guest. Here, you shall be well fed-up and agreeably drunk. Our charges for weekly visitors are scarcely creditable. Peculiar arrangements for gross parties, our motto is ever serve you right!"
European holiday brochure

 

" I am looking for an realy educated man who can be joke to himself."
Personal ad of a Russian woman.

 

" Solutions for you and your firm. We have a rich offer of products useful at home, in office, in workshop, at building site and in garden. Moreover, we offer a wide range of power cords for IT and electrical industry. Multifunctional air conditioners for your home and office are also available in sale. We are a significant manufacturer and distributor of wide range of extension cords, overvoltage protection devices and general use electric accessories. The firm also delivers full range of power cords in commercial scale. High quality and reliability of our products is confirmed by the received international quality certificates and safety mark."
Electrical manufacturer, Poland

 

" If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2."

 

"The Mission of Voivodship Office is to assure complex and professional service of its every customer. Our region is also agricultural, the characteristic thing is that altough medium soil quality the harvests of fruit and vegetables are much larger than in other provinces. The province also breeds swine,cows, pultry and there are a lot of fish ponds. The best and the most expensive pure-arabian-blood horses come from the local stud farm. These horses are wanted and esteemed by breeders all over the world. The search for new forms of economic activity resulted in creating many ecological farms producing healthy food and also agro-turistic farms. The province is easly accessible fo touristic movement. The density of local roads makes it possible to reach every touristic-attractive places. For those wanting to rest in this region, large variety of attractions await: untainted natural enviroment, diverse scenery (beatiful caves, large forest complexes, rivers and lakes), hundreds of unique monuments and museums. The ones that prefer active-rest will find here many attractive sport objects, bicycle routes, on-foot routes, places for: water-sports, winter-sports, air-sports and motor-sports."
Official website of a Voivodship Office, Poland